Electric Monkey Pants

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Electric Monkey Pants - a blog dedicated to ranting, politics, music, religion, revolution and everything else that decent people don't discuss in public.

Located: Bloomington, Minnesota
Tags: politics, conspiracy, minnesota, religion, funny, oligarchy, elite, rant, federal reserve

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An issue to stand upon: Why Lady Liberty needs a little… boost on Jan 21, 2012 in America, humor, idiots, rant, stupidityIf I were running for president, I would stake my campaign on a single issue. An issue of the utmost importance in our time of existential peril. I’m talking of course, about my plan to give the Statue of Liberty a boob job. Now, I know what yo...



The rigor mortis of America’s two-party system will lead to the birth of a Global Revolution on Nov 23, 2011 in America, Egypt, OWS, Obama, OccupyWallStreet, Shadow Government, capitalism, corporatism, corruption, elite, environment, future, healthcare, oligarchy, partisanship, poll, protestThe fact that no group of disaffected Washington insiders have even attempted to form a centrist third party is, in itself, a pretty strong argument that all the insiders already know the game is rigged. There’s no chance of a moderate third pa...



The Story of Osama bin Laden is over, allowing President Obama to start a New Narrative of Peace on May 2, 2011 in , America, Bush, CIA, FBI, Islam, MSM, Obama, Pakistan, Shadow Government, cannabis, conspiracy, death, future, iraq, neocons, oligarchy, terror, twitter, war, pics, videoPresident Obama announced the death of Osama bin Laden with great formality and solemnity tonight. This news has the potential to change our nation’s direction for good. It will be interesting to see what happens next as the global hoax that is...



Writing History His Way: The Story of Osama bin Laden is over, allowing President Obama to start a New Narrative of Peace on May 2, 2011 in , America, Bush, CIA, FBI, Islam, MSM, Obama, Pakistan, Shadow Government, cannabis, conspiracy, death, future, iraq, neocons, oligarchy, terror, twitter, war, pics, videoPresident Obama announced the death of Osama bin Laden with great formality and solemnity tonight. This news has the potential to change our nation’s direction for good. It will be interesting to see what happens next as the global hoax that is...



Leaf Blower Culture: A Sickness With No Cure? on Mar 17, 2011 in America, consumerism, energy, environment, funny, global warming, humor, idiots, monkeys, pointless, rant, stupidity, technologyThey walk among us. Normal people, like you or me. But inside the corners of their ratty little minds they carry a dark, hideous secret: They own a leaftblower. I know, I know. It’s easy to hate them, like SUV drivers, super sweet sixteen psych...



I’m just gonna come out and say it: The Arizona gunman, Jared Lee Loughner, who shot Gabrielle Giffords, is a victim of mind-control on Jan 10, 2011 in CIA, Congress, MSM, Shadow Government, cocaine, conspiracy, crime, drugs, elite, iraq, mind-control, murder, oligarchy, propaganda, torture, brainwashing, MKULTRA, videoMind-control. MKULTRA. Brainwashing. The above words tend to stop rational conversation in its tracks, sending it down a slippery slope of confusion, conspiracy and mockery. We like to think we’re too smart to fall for that Hollywood crap. This...